Gossip Girl (Original) — TV Episode Recaps & News

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Episode 18 Much ‘I Do’ About Nothing

Gossip Girl Recap: Much ‘I Do’ About Nothing Gossip Girl ditches us the morning after.
Episode 17 Woman On The Verge

Gossip Girl Recap: Woman On The Verge Gossip Girl gives us the high of our so called lives.
Episode 16 All About My Brother

Gossip Girl Recap: All About My Brother Gossip Girl blows our minds.
Episode 15 Desperately Seeking Serena

Gossip Girl Recap: Desperately Seeking Serena Gossip Girl blinds us with color, evil.
Episode 14 The Blair Bitch Project

Gossip Girl Recap: The Blair Bitch Project The gang is back from spring break, and everything’s changed.
Episode 13 The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate

Gossip Girl Recap: The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate In which we finally say those three little words to Gossip Girl.

Episode 12 School Lies

Gossip Girl Recap: School Lies Gossip Girl takes us back to the future.
Episode 11 Roman Holiday

Gossip Girl Recap: Roman Holiday A Very Gossip Girl Christmas!
Episode 10 Hi, Society

Gossip Girl Recap: Hi, Society Drunk with power (and Tanqueray), CeCe stole the shit out of episode ten.
Episode 9 Blair Waldorf Must Pie!

Gossip Girl Recap: Blair Waldorf Must Pie! Who writes this show? Former members of the Children of God?
Episode 8 Seventeen Candles

Gossip Girl Recap: Seventeen Candles It’s Blair’s birthday, and perhaps because she’s a year older, we realize we’ve grown very fond of her.
Episode 7 Victor, Victrola

Gossip Girl Recap: Victor, Victrola Like a high-school girl on Halloween, Gossip Girl loves nothing more than an excuse to don a skimpy costume and slut around.
Episode 6 The Handmaiden’s Tale

Gossip Girl Recap: The Handmaiden’s Tale Nate’s dad does blow! A lot of it.
Episode 5 Dare Devil

Gossip Girl Recap: Dare Devil Gossip Girl gets lost in New York.
Episode 4 Bad News Blair

Gossip Girl Recap: Bad News Blair Gossip Girl embraces friendships, reality
Episode 3 Poison Ivy

Gossip Girl Recap: Poison Ivy It’s Ivy Week for the girls at Constance Billard and the boys of St. Jude’s.
Episode 2 The Wild Brunch

Gosisp Girl Recap: The Wild Brunch Gossip Girl goes straight to the O.C. Place.
Episode 1 Pilot

Gossip Girl Recap: Pilot The most important show of our time.

Episode 25 The Goodbye Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Recap: The Goodbye Gossip Girl There’s some Georgina Ex Machina in the season two finale.
Episode 23 Valley Girls

Gossip Girl Recap: Valley Girls Flashback to the ‘80s.
Episode 23 The Wrath of Con

Gossip Girl Recap: The Wrath of Con Gossip Girl explains it all.
Episode 22 Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

Gossip Girl Recap: Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes The return of Georgina!
Episode 21 Seder Anything

Gossip Girl Recap: Seder Anything It’s Passover, and this one’s all about redemption.
Episode 20 Remains of the J

Gossip Girl Recap: Remains of the J Gossip Girl faces a dilemma.

Episode 19 The Grandfather

Gossip Girl Recap: The Grandfather A needed return to basics.
Episode 18 The Age of Dissonance

Gossip Girl Recap: The Age of Dissonance Gossip Girl’s plot is like the weather: one moment we’re basking in the sun, the next we’re boiling hot.
Episode 17 Carnal Knowledge

Gossip Girl Recap: Carnal Knowledge Gossip Girl meets Stanley Kubrick.
Episode 16 You’ve Got Yale!

Gossip Girl Recap: You’ve Got Yale! After last episode’s tsunami of plot twists, we get to see some of them through.
Episode 15 Gone with the Will

Gossip Girl Recap: Gone with the Will In which the show realizes it has a penis.
Episode 14 In the Realm of the Basses

Gossip Girl Recap: In the Realm of the Basses A pretty good one, even if we did want to slap the pinstripes right off of Uncle Jack the whole time
Episode 13 O Brother, Where Bart Thou?

Gossip Girl Recap: O Brother, Where Bart Thou? We go through the first two stages of grief.
Episode 12 It’s a Wonderful Lie

Gossip Girl Recap: It’s a Wonderful Lie A chilly night in Gossip Girl country.
Episode 11 The Magnificent Archibalds

Gossip Girl Recap: The Magnificent Archibalds It’s Thanksgiving, and we will try to set aside petty material grievances to instead focus on the things there were to be thankful for in this episode
Episode 9 There Might Be Blood

Gossip Girl Recap: There Might Be Blood Gossip Girl gets its stuff muffed.
Episode 8 Pret-a-Poor-J

Gossip Girl Recap: Pret-a-Poor-J Gossip Girl leaves us writhing with excruciating pleasure.
Episode 7 Chuck in Real Life

Gossip Girl Recap: Chuck in Real Life Everyone’s just trying to find their place.
Episode 6 New Haven Can Wait

Gossip Girl Recap: New Haven Can Wait College trips get catty, and completely unrealistic.
Episode 5 The Serena Also Rises

Gossip Girl Recap: The Serena Also Rises An episode that’s a testament to Leighton Meester’s acting.
Episode 4 The Ex Files

Gossip Girl Recap: The Ex Files Gossip Girl tosses a nairtini in our faces.
Episode 3 The Dark Night

Gossip Girl Recap: The Dark Night Gossip Girl gets more Lynchian than ever before.
Episode 2 Never Been Marcused

Gossip Girl Recap: Never Been Marcused Gossip Girl is royally pimpin’.
Episode 1 Summer, Kind of Wonderful

Gossip Girl Recap: Summer, Kind of Wonderful Gossip Girl says “Chuck You” to true love.

Episode 22 Last Tango, Then Paris

Gossip Girl Recap: The Season Finale Our weekly recap of the Greatest Show of Our Time.
Episode 21 Ex Husbands and Wives

Gossip Girl Recap: All Angst All the Time Our weekly recap of the Greatest Show of Our Time.
Episode 20 It’s a Dad, Dad, Dad World

Gossip Girl Recap: High, or Yeast Infection? Our weekly recap of the Greatest Show of Our Time.
Episode 19 Dr. Estrangeloved

Gossip Girl Recap: Unclench Our weekly reality index for the Greatest Show of Our Time.
Episode 18 The Unblairable Lightness of Being

Gossip Girl Recap: Even Good Love Goes Bad Our weekly reality index.
Episode 17 Inglorious Bassterds

Gossip Girl Recap: Love Is a Battlefield Our weekly reality index for the Greatest Show of Our Time.

Episode 16 The Empire Strikes Jack

Gossip Girl Recap: Second Second Chances? Our weekly reality index for the Greatest Show of Our Time.
Episode 15 The Sixteen-Year-Old-Virgin

Gossip Girl Recap: Two Legs Close, And A Heart Opens Our weekly reality index.
Episode 14 The Lady Vanished

Gossip Girl Recap: A Leaf From the Trust Tree This week’s reality index for the Greatest Show of Our Time.
Episode 13 The Hurt Locket

Gossip Girl Recap: Is Love Going the Way of the Clog? Apparently, it is.
Episode 12 The Debarted

Gossip Girl Recap: The Debarted Gossip Girl is the Jackie and you are the Marilyn.
Episode 11 The Treasure of Serena Madre

Gossip Girl Recap: The Treasure of Serena Madre Going overboard on convenient coincidences.
Episode 10 The Last Days of Disco Stick

Gossip Girl Recap: The Last Days of Disco Stick A little bit of danger makes Gossip Girl’s life worth saving.
Episode 9 They Shoot Humphreys, Don’t They?

Gossip Girl Recap: They Shoot Humphreys, Don’t They? Gossip Girl is the last person in New York who thinks you still matter.
Episode 8 The Grandfather: Part II

Gossip Girl Recap: The Grandfather Part II Gossip Girl loses her moral compass.
Episode 7 How to Succeed in Bassness

Gossip Girl Recap: How to Succeed in Bassness It’s Halloween, but the masks our characters are wearing aren’t just festive strips of silicone donned for a night of carousing.
Episode 6 Enough About Eve

Gossip Girl Recap: Enough About Eve Gossip Girl fastens its seatbelts.
Episode 5 Rufus Getting Married

Gossip Girl Recap: Rufus Getting Married Finally, people start acting like they have real brains.
Episode 4 Dan de Fleurette

Gossip Girl: Dan de Fleurette Gossip Girl remembers who she is.
Episode 3 The Lost Boy

Gossip Girl Recap: The Lost Boy Everyone’s got trust issues.
Episode 2 The Freshman

Gossip Girl Recap: The Freshman Georgina’s up to no good.
Episode 1 Reversals of Fortune

Gossip Girl Recap: Reversals of Fortune It’s all about new beginnings in the season three premiere.

Episode 22 The Wrong Way

Gossip Girl Recap: Maybe We’re Growing Up After All On ‘Gossip Girl,’ everything grows, except the length of Serena’s skirts.
Episode 21 Shattered Bass

Gossip Girl Recap: From Well to Hell That could describe the plot, or the show itself.
Episode 20 The Princess and the Frog

Gossip Girl Recap: Everyone Knows That With Princes Things Escalate Quickly Will the Upper East Side get a royal wedding?
Episode 19 Petty in Pink

Gossip Girl Recap: Your Monitor Is Showing Botox, handies: Welcome back to the Upper East Side.
Episode 18 The Kids Stay in the Picture

Gossip Girl Recap: All I Ever Wanted Was a Simple Fairy Tale Alas, like the centuries-old folklore from which the popular Disney stories originally derived, fairy tales on the Upper East Side are more complicated.
Episode 17 Empire of the Son

Gossip Girl Recap: Your Precious Little Legacy Three fathers disappointed in last night’s episode — one did so from beyond the grave.

Episode 16 While You Weren’t Sleeping

Gossip Girl Recap: I Always Knew You Read Too Much Shakespeare to Be Sane Last night’s episode was like an ether flashback and a neurological disorder all at once.
Episode 15 It-Girl Happened One Night

Gossip Girl Recap: No One’s Going to Forget Tonight Family values are a little bit different on the Upper East Side.
Episode 14 Panic Roomate

Gossip Girl Recap: A Woman Always Remembers Except when it comes to her own mistakes, of course.
Episode 13 Damian Darko

Gossip Girl Recap: We Should Make This a Drinking Game In its fourth season, ‘Gossip Girl’ has developed a Shakespearean rhythm.
Episode 12 The Kids Are Not All Right

Gossip Girl Recap: I Wouldn’t Want Someone Like You, Wanting to Be Like Me Our weekly Reality Index returns from winter break.
Episode 11 The Townie

Gossip Girl Recap: Somewhere Between a Marlins Jersey and the Absolute Truth Several truths were revealed on this week’s episode of ‘Gossip Girl.’
Episode 10 Gaslit

Gossip Girl Recap: Thanksgiving Was Once My Favorite Holiday As is their tradition, the show drives us crazy with things that are hopelessly unrealistic, and at the same time includes details that make it uniquely true to life.
Episode 9 The Witches of Bushwick

Gossip Girl Recap: This Isn’t Exactly My First Masquerade Party But on the Upper East Side, just you’ve experienced something before, doesn’t mean you can’t fall for it again.
Episode 8 Juliet Doesn’t Live Here Any More

Gossip Girl Recap: Single White Trash Females, United The gang takes down Juliet.
Episode 7 War at the Roses

Gossip Girl Recap: A Good Party Gives People What They Don’t Expect You know what they say, if a piano is mentioned in the first act, somebody’s going to get off on it in the third.
Episode 6 Easy J

Gossip Girl Recap: Not Quite Sure What Just Happened There, But It Seemed All Bad Our weekly reality index.
Episode 5 Goodbye, Columbia

Gossip Girl Recap: I Almost Forgot How Much I Used to Enjoy Your Pie Love and anger on this week’s episode of ‘Gossip Girl.’
Episode 4 A Touch of Eva

Gossip Girl Recap: Everybody Leaves Love hurts, even when you’re Chuck Bass.
Episode 3 The Undergraduates

Gossip Girl Recap: How Do We Know What Matters If Gossip Girl Isn’t Around to Tell Us? Our weekly reality index for The Greatest Show of Our Time.
Episode 2 Double Identity

Gossip Girl Recap: It Takes More Than Even You to Destroy Blair Waldorf This week’s recap of The Greatest Show of Our Time.
Episode 1 Belles Du Jour

Gossip Girl Recap: We Make Our Own Fairy Tales The first reality index of the fourth season of the Greatest Show of Our Time.

Episode 24 The Return of the Ring

Gossip Girl Recap: I’d Hoped You’d Outgrown Such Behavior In some ways, it’s like we’ve gone back in time on the season-five finale.
Episode 23 The Fugitives

Gossip Girl Recap: Daddy Sang Bass In the second-to-last episode of the second-to-last (we think?) season of the Greatest Show of Our Time, everyone had a plan.
Episode 22 Raiders of the Lost Art

Gossip Girl Recap: No One Can Keep a Secret Like Eyes Wide Shut, but with cuddling.
Episode 21 Despicable B

Gossip Girl Recap: It’s Not Who’s My Mom, It’s Who’s My Dad New York’s Approval Matrix makes a star cameo in this week’s episode.
Episode 20 Salon of the Dead

Gossip Girl Recap: From Hapsburg to Williamsburg Mason jars. Pork buns. Pickling festivals. GG goes Brooklyn.
Episode 19 It Girl, Interrupted

Gossip Girl Recap: It Is Your Destiny to Be Gossip-Worthy It would be beneficial to all of the characters on Gossip Girl if they began looking at their world from a Humphrological perspective.

Episode 18 Con-Heir

Gossip Girl Recap: There’s Only One Blogger in This Town Who Matters Last night, we returned from our monthlong hiatus to find a world that has been turned upside down: The Van Der Woodsens have been exiled to Brooklyn.
Episode 16 Cross Rhodes

Gossip Girl Recap: ‘I’m a Sadist, Not a Masochist’ “We have feelings, but we can suppress them, stomp them out like bugs.”
Episode 15 Crazy, Cupid, Love

Gossip Girl Recap: ‘Oh No. This Is Very Bad Plan.’ “Have a good day!” “I doubt that.”
Episode 14 The Backup Dan

Gossip Girl Recap: Gossip Girl Knows You Better Than Your Own Mother “Your family cannot control mine.”
Episode 13 G.G.

Gossip Girl Recap: Jesus Owes Me One “If I ever cried, I’d be moved to tears.”
Episode 12 Father and the Bride

Gossip Girl Recap: There’s a Fine Line Between Surveillance and Stalking “It’s like a Henry the Fourth kind of structure, a Falstaff thing, but he’s addicted to the drunken revelry of the West, so it’s set on a cattle ranch … ”
Episode 11 The End of the Affair?

Gossip Girl Recap: We Used to Be Your Priority The deus ex machina is actually … Deus. Oh Lord.
Episode 10 Riding in Town Cars with Boys

Gossip Girl Recap: If You Decided to Be That Person, Own It and Never Look Back “The last time I saw you concentrating that hard, you were looking at the instructions on how to assemble a hookah.”
Episode 9 Rhodes to Perdition

Gossip Girl Recap: What Is It That You’re Searching For? Chuck is doing yoga in a dress shirt and tie.
Episode 8 All the Pretty Sources

Gossip Girl Recap: You Can Always Be Your True Self With Us “Casual? Jeans? Evite?”
Episode 7 The Big Sleep No More

Gossip Girl Recap: You Know, You May Be an Evil Genius “Without the pressure of me on top of you all the time — so to speak.”
Episode 6 I Am Number Nine

Gossip Girl Recap: No More Games, No More Secrets Ha, as if.
Episode 5 The Fasting and the Furious

Gossip Girl Recap: The Kennedys Are Rolling Over in Their Graves Right Now High drama on the High Holidays.
Episode 4 Memoirs of an Invisible Dan

Gossip Girl Recap: Turns Out the Only Thing Ridiculous Is Me Nothing is worse than being omitted from Dan’s book.
Episode 3 The Jewel of Denial

Gossip Girl Recap: Everyone Goes Off the Rails at Some Point Around Here Welcome back to the land where everything sparkles and everyone has nervous breakdowns.
Episode 2 Beauty and the Feast

Gossip Girl Recap: I’d Hoped Denial Would Last Longer As a Coping Mechanism A plague befalls the Upper East Side.
Episode 1 Yes, Then Zero

Gossip Girl Recap: The Zip Codes May Be Different, But the Douchebags Are the Same On last night’s season-five (FIVE) premiere, some things grew and changed and some things stayed the same.

Episode 10 New York, I Love You XOXO

Gossip Girl Series Finale Recap: I Guess That Means It’s All Over Now Pressler and Rozvar, together one last time to discuss the Greatest Show of Our Time.
Episode 9 The Revengers

Gossip Girl Recap: Blair Waldorf and Her Bitches On the Upper East Side of Gossip Girl, there are no random acts of kindness.
Episode 8 It’s Really Complicated

Gossip Girl Recap: This Will Be the Best Thanksgiving Ever Thanksgiving on Gossip Girl is always a disaster, but they keep trying, because what else can they do?
Episode 7 Save the Last Chance

Gossip Girl Recap: Since When Did You Start Spiking Your Chamomile? Can one ever really know another person? On Gossip Girl and in life, we have learned that one cannot.
Episode 6 Where the Vile Things Are

Gossip Girl Recap: Your Dark Side Is Showing Blair tries to behave “more like Grace Kelly, less like Grace Jones.”
Episode 5 Monstrous Ball

Gossip Girl Recap: He’s an Adult and He Treats Me Like One Let’s be honest: No one is an adult on Gossip Girl.

Episode 3 Dirty Rotten Scandals

Gossip Girl Recap: Mind, Body, and Scheme Last night’s Gossip Girl opened with a scene we’ve seen many times before.
Episode 2 High Infidelity

Gossip Girl Recap: This Will Rock the Upper East Side As you probably know from last night’s episode of the Show of Our Time, our recapper appeared as herself.
Episode 1 Gone Maybe Gone

Gossip Girl Recap: With Age Comes Wisdom And so begins the Last Season of the Show of Our Time.

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